Thum of my faythbook fwendth are dethhherting that pwatform tho I dethided to get my Tin-Opener to cweeayt me a bwog tho I can thpwed my lovelineth, thare wiff vem taleth of my fweeath and boatht of my thlaughterth and victorwees.
I've been bithhy thnoothing today though, getting over the indignity of being abandoned by my oomanth for two whole nightth wiff only two mealth daily. I'm bweeding thum thpethul pedigwee, chemical-wethithtant fweath ath a wevendth.
Today'th Wodent count: 0
Bird count: 0
